The voices in my head...finally have names.

My existence, like this blog, is rosy pink on the outside but full of crap, sarcasm, and useless information on the inside.


Book club with authors
  • Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
  • JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
  • Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
  • JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
  • Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
  • JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
  • Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
  • JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie



Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Chapter Nineteen - The Silver Doe

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